Frequently Asked Questions

New shirt?

No, I've had it for ages. I just don't wear it much.

Who spilled all this sugar near the coffee machine?

It was probably Gary. He's very old and shaky.

Why can't people clean up after themselves?

I know, right?

Have you ever been with an Asian woman?

Please, Gary. I'm very busy and you know that's an inapproriate workplace topic. No, I don't want to see the photos of your trip to Thailand. Don't you have some sheets of paper to staple together or something?

Whose dishes are these in the sink?

Ours.

You're not going to try to pay me with a drawing of a spider are you?

Ha ha ha. Sigh.

Can you chew with your mouth closed, please?

I am, I just have very thin cheeks.

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes.

What's this charge on Amazon for? Did you buy more shoes?

No, I had to buy fish food. And printer ink.

Have you watched the new series of The Handmaid's Tale yet?

No, I gave up after series 2. There was only so much of the main chick staring at the camera I could take. It's like half of every episode.

Working hard or hardly working?

Please, Gary. Do I have to lock my office door?

Did Shannon ever find her missing cat?

Who cares?