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Do you have a MacBook Pro?
It's ok if you don't own a MacBook Pro because MacBook Pro's are only for creative people.
Hello, my name is Jason and I'm creative. I own a MacBook Pro. It's ok if you don't own a MacBook Pro because MacBook Pro's are only for creative people.
My MacBook Pro is the 12 inch 400mhz version. People are stupid paying so much for the intel Macs. I bought an iBook, painted it silver and used Letraset to write MacBook Pro on it. It is exactly the same as a real one and as I only use Microsoft Word, it suits all my requirements.
My letter to Steve Jobs:
Dear Steve,
Thankyou for inventing the MacBook Pro. It is my friend and it is my lover. On the next model, could you please write the word 'Pro' in bold.P.S. I watched Pirates of Silicon Valley the other night and thought you were a bit mean to your girlfriend. Apart from that you were really cool. I have a poster of you on my wall.
Love, Jason.
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Everyone agrees with me that I am the most creative person they know. My MacBook Pro allows me to express my creativity by letting everyone know that I own a MacBook Pro. People sometimes ask "Is that a MacBook Pro?" to which I reply, "Yes it is, because I am creative".
Once when I was hiking and became lost in the wilderness, I was attacked by bears. Luckily, I had my MacBook Pro with me which has my face as the desktop picture. I raised the screen high above my head, effectively looking taller to the bears, and they ran away. I then used the shiny titanium case to signal a rescue plane.
The best thing about having a MacBook Pro is that you can take it anywhere.
Now I can have Jason time anytime;
On the patio with a cold one.
Over a coffee.
Curling up in bed.
Or just relaxing in the bath.
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