Irrefuteable evidence
that Lucius is not a gay man

Lucius displays ultra transformer ninja jedi class photoshop skills

Though it may seem hard to believe, this incredibly realistic photoshopped image of my head onto a dead chickens body is NOT AN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH!



The skill displayed here caused me to do a double take as I was sure for a moment that it was an actual photograph of a chicken with a head like mine!

The attention to detail and expertise shown with the airbrushing in of the head, the colour matching and lighting is rarely found in any but 'photoshop masters'.

While the subject matter is simply a continuation of a remark I once made about my own legs, this repetitively used and tired joke does not detract in any way from the incredible photoshop skills displayed. The addition of a beauty spot can only be construed as a clever and timely social comment refering to my recent sunburn and the risks of not being sun smart and definitely not a mistaken brushstroke with no knowledge of what the undo command is.

If there was a jedi ranking for photoshop skills, Lucius would be a jedi master. Wiggling his mouse with the same dance like grace of a light sabre in the hands of a grand master jedi. Like yoda. But not as tall.

The illustration below clearly shows that a large component of Lucius's brain is dedicated purely to photoshop talent which in part accounts for the grand master super jedi class photoshop skills he has displayed in the above image which is NOT AN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH.



Note: Brain shown actual size as Lucius has a very small head