Hello, my name is Professor Thomas. People ask me many scientific questions and i know all the answers because I have foxtel on at home. Perhaps you would like to come over and watch it with me. I have a rooftop as well.
Scientific evidence that we evolved from monkeys:
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Global Warming
"Every year they say it's global warming, but then three months later it gets cold again. At first I'm noticing a change where it's warmer and the days are longer, and I think they're onto something, but then after a while I realize the days aren't getting longer and warmer, they're actually getting shorter and colder. It's like every year we almost get global warming but we JUST missed it!".
String Theory
"The whole world is held together by minute strings so small you can hardly see them through a microscope. Humans evolved from single cell strings".
Perpetual Motion
"Is perpetual motion like when you fall down a bottomless pit?"
"Kind of, but it's more like when you put two ice cubes next to each other, and they'll never melt because they'll just keep each other cold forever."
"What if you put two ice cubes next to each other and dropped them down a bottomless pit?"
"They would drift apart and melt, unless you glued them, but then they wouldn't really be touching."
Leap Years
" I like having an extra day, why can't we have them every year?"
"There's a reason you only have them once every four years. It's like chocolate. If you have it too often you get too used to it, then you need to eat more. Then we've got too many years and everyone lives too long. This would have serious consequences on the circle of life"
Stars
"There are stars born everyday, people who believe in the science of stars are called scientologists".
Tides
"Sometimes the ocean water is high, but sometimes it's low because the moon is magnetic and it attracts the water."
"I thought magnets only attracted metal."
"Water's a type of metal. It's also one of the noble gasses."
Hydrogen as a Fuel Source
"Can we use alternative fuel to petrol in our cars?"
"Only certain cars."
"Which cars?"
"Hydrogen is 2/3 of water, so cars that are 1/3 water."
"Really?"
"Yes because humans are 80% water so we use hydrogen and not gasoline, and most cars are around 5%, but if the car is 20% or more water then it can run on hydrogen."
"Like boats?"
"Yes, exactly like boats."
Absolute Zero
"Absolute zero is when it can't get any colder.
It could get infinitely colder, but it wouldn't be anymore cold."
The Water Cycle
"Water dies then decomposers break it down into organic matter. Then it rains water seeds, and when the water seeds mix up with the decomposed water, lakes grow."
Relativity
"Einstein's theory of relativity is very complicated and can be almost impossible to understand but E=MC2 means when you go really fast, time goes slower because you get there earlier."
Black Holes
"Space is like a bathtub, and you fill it with light, and black holes are where the light drains out."
"Where does the light go?"
"It goes back into space as lightvapor, and when it condensates, that's how a sun is formed."
"So then suns are really clouds of light?"
"Yes, and then they rain sunshine."
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