Your chance to win a pickle
and rig a competition

Lil Duval Never heard of him, probably one of those rappers or something

There is currently a competition called the Shorty Awards online that has something to do with twittering. It does not appear to have an actual prize or award but winning seems to be very important to two guys named Lil Duval and Marlon Wayans.



While I have never heard of Lil Duval, I did recently see the movie White Chicks in which Marlon Wayans dresses as a white chick to solve a crime or save a puppy or something. I can't recall the exact plot as about twenty minutes into the movie I was busy hoping that someone would run into the apartment and stab me. This would have given me A. a reason to stop watching this godawful film and B. suitable punishment for choosing to watch this godawful film.
email me and tell me how much you enjoyed the movie White Chicks, leave a comment, or twitter me like a fifteen year old schoolgirl.


FIRST PRIZE:

This green pickle containing a moderate amount of vitamin K, specifically in the form of K1. This pickle offers 12-16 µg, or approximately 15-20%, of the Recommended Daily Allowance of vitamin K. It also offers about 4 calories, all of which come from carbohydrates. Pickle will be delivered in clear bubble wrapped packaging to recipient address of winners choice.

Features:
Pickle shaped
No assembly required
Tiger proof
Water resistant


HOW TO WIN:

To win this pickle and at the same time manipulate the voting system,
click here to vote for 27bslash6 in the Shorty Awards
and add something after 'because...' or simply copy and paste one of the following:

I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I have seen White Chicks and have no idea who lilduval is http://bit.ly/shorty

I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I am promiscuous and own several sexy outfits. http://bit.ly/shorty

I nominate @27bslash6 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I want that fucking pickle so much. http://bit.ly/shorty

All people who vote will go into the draw to win either the first prize pickle or one of five 27bslash6 promo pack consolation prizes.


CONSOLATION PRIZE:

5 x 27bslash6 Promo Packs including book, mug & shirt plus horrible mystery item.