I hav already spoken to my dad who is a hells angel about u
if u dnt want 5 hells angels knocking on ur door and beating the shit
out of u and breaking everything u own i wld back away

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When I was at high school, I was caught lying when a locker check confirmed that it was I who was in possession of a missing science lab microscope. I cannot recall exactly why I decided to steal it but we had looked at cheek cells through the microscopes that morning and I had read that sperm looks like tadpoles through a microscope a few weeks before so it does not take a mental giant to work out my intentions. When I was presented to the principal, he told me something that I have never forgotten; "there are only two kinds of people in the world, those with honour and those without. All other differences mean nothing."

If someone I knew, say for example someone who once told me "If they lined up every guy in Adelaide, I would be in the top five best lookingest", was to come to me and say "David, I have to have another project designed for my boss by next week. Will you please do it for me as I am incapable" and I was to reply "I am sorry, that amount of work would take many days" and then they were to say "Please, I know it is a lot of work and this is the fourth time but I am desperate and need to appear competent to my boss, I will pay you in drugs (for example)" and I was to agree to the arrangement and the amount and stay up two nights working on his project so that he can pretend to not be useless to his boss, you would expect them to keep to their word. No?

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